Jenna Valentine – Lux Life

Lux Life

Lux Life

What better day than Valentine's Day for a Jenna Valentine appearance? Jenna visits a swanky nightclub and slides out of her evening gown to show her spectacularly impressive body. It's a "Lux Life" after all.

Jenna's very funny with a nifty, wry style. She's funnier than the chicks who receive their own sitcoms. Thats’ why Jenna needs her own Bravo reality TV display. This babe out-boobs anyone on that station.

SCORELAND: What makes you chuckle the hardest?

Jenna Valentine: My bills.

SCORELAND: How would you spend a million dollars?

Jenna Valentine: I'd take a dream vacation to Tokyo and surround myself with all of the Salute Kitties.

SCORELAND: What's the preeminent compliment you've ever received?

Jenna Valentine: Telling me I'm smart, cute and humorous.

SCORELAND: What's the foremost part of being impressive.

Jenna Valentine: Getting presents.

SCORELAND: What's the superlatively priceless way for a man to get on your wonderful side?

Jenna Valentine: Turn into a pizza or a kitten or a kitten with a pizza.

SCORELAND: How are u and bras getting along these days now that your bra-busters are so large?

Jenna Valentine: I’ve been wearing sports bras cuz I am lazy and they make my funbags look more priceless in glamourous garments and they do not have underwires. They’re so comfortable. They’re stretchy and hold my boobs in more good and give me better deep cleavage.

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