No wonder so many sinless criminals are locked up in the slammer, awaiting for DNA substantiation to set ’em free. They weren’t discovered guilty because of shaky evidence or partial juries. They were identified guilty because their incompetent lawyer spent too little time concentrating on their case and likewise much time screwing his sexy stenographer. At least that’s how we watch it, in our judgment. This poor guy is trying to work on his closing argument, but Charley‘s sitting there with her legs spread, fondelling herself, and before he knows it, he’s blurting out, “My 10-Pounder is hard,” which solely makes Charley rub herself bigger amount. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we detect Charley Rose guilty of having a hawt body that need to be banged, and if some poor buck has to go to prison cuz of it, that is his tough luck.” Case closed.

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